Cheesus Fish

Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ

*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.
Did you see those Cheesus Fish? They're the Cheesius.
by Alowishu5 June 01, 2009
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tissue fishing

when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)
Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes
by phan4life May 17, 2010
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Dynamite Fishing

When you text all the chicks that ghosted you hoping one is thirsty enough to respond
At the Bar,

Bro 1: "Fucccc Fornite is down, what should we do tonight?"
Bro 2: "Text Casper and all her friends, time to go dynamite fishing:
by GhostofPayton October 14, 2019
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vertical fish

A dance that incorporates the core and challenges your balance. With your hands by your side, knees slightly bent, eyes wide open, you move your body in a wave motion side to side as if a fish is swimming. Move your head to the beat of the music and approach your soon to be mate. Get as close as you can and soon she will be vertical fishing right along with you.
I'm gonna vertical fish all night.

or

I wasn't going to dance with him but then he vertical fished me and I was caught drowning in his charm.

or

I was going to moon walk over to her but then I said fuck that noise and vertical fished her.
by Sebastian123 October 12, 2009
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retarded fish

"Oi, that's one retarded fish you got there, mate"
by Heavy & Ze Medic February 07, 2018
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Big Fish

Someone who is accomplished, knows where they are going and what they want in life. Someone who helps you do better in life and pushes you.
by EdwinMccain August 26, 2009
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tinder fishing

The activity of catch and release dating on tinder.

Technique involves right swiping multiple people and use of lures such as a dynamic profile combined with sexy, fun pictures to match and catch a date.

Once caught and after a brief encounter, the date is released and returned to the dating pool.
He/She hit a rare grand slam while tinder fishing and reeled in 3 dates in 24h.
by tacogirl.com April 01, 2017
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