Pour the cereal in first

The right way to do it and everyone knows it. If you put cereal first you have more cereal than milk and a lil crunch. If you put the milk in first there will hardly be any cereal and you will have bare milk left

Mum: Make your cereal the right fucking way or I will get you arrested

Everyone: I will be pouring the cereal first then
Pour the cereal in first is the correct way to make cereal dudes

by flip.a.pack May 17, 2018

Two First Names

When someone has a first name for a last name, in addition to their actual first name.

David: Have you guys heard Sean Paul's new cd?

Brad: Yeah it sucks, and he has two first names.

by Cody Rotten May 29, 2007

the first 90 days

THE FIRST 90 days of anything are the hardest, if you can beat that you'll make it; in relationships extremely. If a guy and girl have a rough 90 days but make it the 90 days then can lay forever. Situations change. And people do as well but if you make the first 90 days everything before does not matter.

P.S. Make the 90 days with a girl or guy make her a part of your life

In work make 90 days get good pay keep the job for a while.

There are 90 day challenges.

There are 90 days get rich quick. There are <90 relationships which mean nothing. There are 90 day work outs. JUST MAKE THE 90 DAY's and you can always make it.

THE FIRST 90 days of anything are the hardest, if you can beat that you'll make it; in relationships extremely. If a guy and girl have a rough 90 days but make it the 90 days then can lay forever. Situations change. And people do as well but if you make the first 90 days everything before does not matter.

P.S. Make the 90 days with a girl or guy make her a part of your life

In work make 90 days get good pay keep the job for a while.

There are 90 day challenges.

There are 90 days get rich quick. There are <90 relationships which mean nothing. There are 90 day work outs. JUST MAKE THE 90 DAY's and you can always make it.

by Lifelover69 May 1, 2014

pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021

pouring the cereal first

The best way to do it!!!! Pouring the milk first is freaking WRONG!!!!!

Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!

by anonymous May 21, 2018

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004

Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel

"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.

by denkifuro August 11, 2012