A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.
Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.
by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011
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A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.
Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"
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Get the Filter fuck mug.1. a species of hazel trees or shrubs (filbert nut is also an alternative name for hazelnut)
2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)
3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in
2. a first name usually reserved for dorks or people who lived like a billion years ago (mainly the 18-19th century)
3. a blue squirrel from the popular Nintendo franchise of Animal Crossing, i want to bash his stupid fucking face in
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dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about
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Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania
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Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot
dude: boy do i love to eat filbert nuts
dude 2: what the fuck are you talking about
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Peter Filbert was the first mayor of the city of Reading, Pennsylvania
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Filbert always has this dumbass look on his face, and he has pink cheeks so he looks like a faggot
by Punchy_207 June 7, 2022
Get the Filbert mug.Jack: Hey what's up boo how was your day?
Jill: Fine, it was pretty long.
Jack: let's go up this hill and get some water?
Jill: That's dumb! Why do you want to do that?
Jack: Look, I'm trying to get that pu$$y. All that other talk is filler.
Jill: Fine, it was pretty long.
Jack: let's go up this hill and get some water?
Jill: That's dumb! Why do you want to do that?
Jack: Look, I'm trying to get that pu$$y. All that other talk is filler.
by Jeramee The One and Only October 9, 2013
Get the Filler mug.A Carbon Filter is an attaachment sold for Glass on Glass bongs. It is composed a male joint at the bottom, a large spherical chamer to fill with Carbon, with a glasss screen preventing any from falling out, and a female joint on top. A Carbon filter makes even the shittiest china bud taste smokeable. And the taste is undescribable if your smokling a good strain in it! As an added bonus, nearly all the tar is filtered out of the hit and your bong will never get dirty.
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Get the Carbon Filter mug.A social media app used to create a stereotype of faux beauty, often based on a specific race. For example, lightening skin, hair and eye tones, smoothing skin and adding a rosy tint, narrowing the jaw, etc.
The pretty filter stripped her of her ethnic flavor, and turned her into a caricature of generic beauty.
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