Coital interruption by which the penis is removed from the vagina and inserted in the anus, and vice versa.
by J. Maxwell September 16, 2006
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THEE ugliest damn fence you ever did see. Sloppy & just as effective a barrier between you & something pretty as a cock-blocking, acne-riddled, mongoloid chaperone with a staph infection. In literal terms: a fence, either taller or shorter than yourself, made with equal parts dirt & piss... with a sprinkling of rocks and shit thrown in. For flavor. (corn, not included)
A term of endearment for the exceptionally ugly.
*may or my not include an aroma.
If inhaled, please see your physician immediately. Prolonged viewing of a mud fence may result in a stain to your retinas. For the perverse: a desire to marvel at the antithesis of beauty, dark eye protection is required. Over-exposure WILL result in gut-wrenching nausea. Common, pink, OTC remedies will fail to relieve symtoms.
The only known cure for retinal burning &/or nausea is to smash a powdered aspirin into each eye after ingesting one tablespoon of cannabis oil, orally.
*if you are found waking up next to a mud fence it will be to your everlasting shame & you will need to smoke the cannabis oil. In such dire cases it is also recommended that you substitute the crushed aspirin in your eyes with rock salt, raw.
THEE ugliest damn fence you ever did see. Sloppy & just as effective a barrier between you & something pretty as a cock-blocking, acne-riddled, mongoloid chaperone with a staph infection. In literal terms: a fence, either taller or shorter than yourself, made with equal parts dirt & piss... with a sprinkling of rocks and shit thrown in. For flavor. (corn, not included)
A term of endearment for the exceptionally ugly.
*may or my not include an aroma.
If inhaled, please see your physician immediately. Prolonged viewing of a mud fence may result in a stain to your retinas. For the perverse: a desire to marvel at the antithesis of beauty, dark eye protection is required. Over-exposure WILL result in gut-wrenching nausea. Common, pink, OTC remedies will fail to relieve symtoms.
The only known cure for retinal burning &/or nausea is to smash a powdered aspirin into each eye after ingesting one tablespoon of cannabis oil, orally.
*if you are found waking up next to a mud fence it will be to your everlasting shame & you will need to smoke the cannabis oil. In such dire cases it is also recommended that you substitute the crushed aspirin in your eyes with rock salt, raw.
"And you thought the chick/dude I brought home last week was ugly?!? You should've seen the stacked pile of shit that Bob/Bobbie brought back from the bar! As pretty as a mud fence."
"I hope we get the cute (ant.) waitress. If I have to look at that mud fence I'll lose my appetite."
"Did you see the shed he built last year for his mother?! I've seen mud fences that looked better!"
"Is it just me, or does Billary/Hillary Clinton look like a fukn mud fence"
"John Kerry looks like a cross between Lurch, Festus & a mud fence"
"Have you seen that Michelle Obama (&/or) Diane Feinstein creature?! She's as attractive as a mud fence with fleas."
"I think he/she wanted to have relations with me. Eww. I'd rather drive head-first & naked into a mud fence."
"Koa got so hammered that he took that dwarf home! Did you see her?!? Holy shit, Dude. If I had a house as ugly as that mud fence, I'd burn that motha fucka to the ground. I don't care how good she is at head." -insert facepalm here
"OMG, Dude! It was horrendous... & forested! I'm fukn scarred for life, Yo. I've seen more attractive vaginas on probiscus monkeys. Like a hairy & hungry, soaked mud fence."
"I hope we get the cute (ant.) waitress. If I have to look at that mud fence I'll lose my appetite."
"Did you see the shed he built last year for his mother?! I've seen mud fences that looked better!"
"Is it just me, or does Billary/Hillary Clinton look like a fukn mud fence"
"John Kerry looks like a cross between Lurch, Festus & a mud fence"
"Have you seen that Michelle Obama (&/or) Diane Feinstein creature?! She's as attractive as a mud fence with fleas."
"I think he/she wanted to have relations with me. Eww. I'd rather drive head-first & naked into a mud fence."
"Koa got so hammered that he took that dwarf home! Did you see her?!? Holy shit, Dude. If I had a house as ugly as that mud fence, I'd burn that motha fucka to the ground. I don't care how good she is at head." -insert facepalm here
"OMG, Dude! It was horrendous... & forested! I'm fukn scarred for life, Yo. I've seen more attractive vaginas on probiscus monkeys. Like a hairy & hungry, soaked mud fence."
by WompyJaw April 19, 2014
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n. Can be used to describe a male or a female. For women it often means a slore and for men it usually means a horney jerk.
This comes from a story about a highschool that had a fence in the back where it's students would go to behave innapropriately. The female would put their backs to the fence and then grip the fence with their hands, the idea was for the guys to basically molest the girls who had come up against the fence.
Now it can be used to describe any slutty girl or jerk-off male.
This comes from a story about a highschool that had a fence in the back where it's students would go to behave innapropriately. The female would put their backs to the fence and then grip the fence with their hands, the idea was for the guys to basically molest the girls who had come up against the fence.
Now it can be used to describe any slutty girl or jerk-off male.
Person One: "Dude, she's slept with nearly every guy in our group!"
Person Two: "Fucking dirty fencer."
Person Two: "Fucking dirty fencer."
by ParadiseCity June 3, 2005
Get the fencer mug.A sport where you fall on your butt a lot off a big red wall. If you can get over this wall then you are classified as one of the 'cool list' or 'a list fencers.'
This is a REAL SPORT, no matter what people says.
Pirates like Johnny Depp CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
You have to do conditioning...
Ex. suicides, candlesticks jump highs, sit ups, push ups, lunges..
You have to have muscles...
You have to be fast...fast reflexes
and be weird and/or foreign.
And tall.
GINORMOUS!
like a GIANT!
Also, you cannot slack off or you'll get hit by a wrench.
FENCING.
F-Freaks Future ballet dancers
E-Extreme Excersize
N-Nifty Knickers
C-Cool Socks
I-Ignoring Newbies
N-No Normal People Allowed
G-Good Reflexes
This is a REAL SPORT, no matter what people says.
Pirates like Johnny Depp CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
You have to do conditioning...
Ex. suicides, candlesticks jump highs, sit ups, push ups, lunges..
You have to have muscles...
You have to be fast...fast reflexes
and be weird and/or foreign.
And tall.
GINORMOUS!
like a GIANT!
Also, you cannot slack off or you'll get hit by a wrench.
FENCING.
F-Freaks Future ballet dancers
E-Extreme Excersize
N-Nifty Knickers
C-Cool Socks
I-Ignoring Newbies
N-No Normal People Allowed
G-Good Reflexes
Guy 1- Hey, my parents are making me join fencing!
Girl 1- That's awesome! You get those cool socks!
Guy 1- Yeah but i have to move to England!
Girl 1- HARDCORE! I'm going there for my honeymoon!
Girl 1- That's awesome! You get those cool socks!
Guy 1- Yeah but i have to move to England!
Girl 1- HARDCORE! I'm going there for my honeymoon!
by fencingfencingfreaks January 19, 2008
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A term given to the act of a Fencer
a person/people engaged in Male homosexual behavior in which the two gentlemen are using their male parts as swords
in sexual battle against each other with very arousing results.
See--Fencer NOUN
A term given to the act of a Fencer
a person/people engaged in Male homosexual behavior in which the two gentlemen are using their male parts as swords
in sexual battle against each other with very arousing results.
See--Fencer NOUN
by MrSmarts1986 November 24, 2010
Get the Fencing mug.Don't take a fence, but did you really pay fifteen hundred quid for an Yves St Laurent suit that doesn't fit?
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