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Faust day

The day that the legendary character Faust, from hit game series Guilty Gear, is globally recognised, celebrated and worshipped.

It is celebrated on the 19th of February - the first celebration will commence in the year 2025. This year will be known as 0 FY (Faust Year - like years being BC/AD because of Jesus).

It is required to listen to Alone Infection at least once during this day, if you wish you to celebrate (you don't have a choice (Mini Faust will hunt you down))
"what day is it?"

"I got meteors fuck you die, also it's Faust day."
by ScrallySam December 29, 2024
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Faisal

Faisal is calm, the kind of calm that doesn’t flinch when things fall apart. He’s quiet, not distant, just careful. You have to lean in to understand him. He doesn’t always say what’s on his mind, which drives me crazy sometimes. But it’s not that he doesn’t feel—he just processes things slower.

He fell first. Despite me being loud, chaotic, and messy, he saw me and leaned in. There’s something about him that makes it feel like things will be okay, even when they’re not. But he holds back when it matters most, and I hate that I’m always the one reaching out to pull us back together.

He avoids conflict to keep the peace, and I wish he’d fight for me the way I fight for him. Still, his love shows up in small, steady ways. He’s carrying a lot—school, work permit, two jobs—and I see it.

We’re alike in the ways that matter. We both struggle to open up, hold things in too long, and are stubborn and scared. Staying together won’t be easy, but if we both show up, maybe we can make it. Maybe that’s what love looks like for us.

He’s calm. I’m fire. He slows me down, I push him forward. And in all the mess and silence, we always find our way back. That has to mean something.
Faisal knows I overthink everything. That I spiral sometimes and need reassurance, even if I don’t always ask for it out loud. So one day, he showed up with this little jar—filled with fake pills. And inside each one, he’d folded tiny pieces of paper with notes he’d written just for me. I remember feeling like he’d found a way to speak the words he struggles to say out loud. It was one of the quietest, kindest things anyone’s ever done for me.
by Faisallllllll April 13, 2025
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Fagsac

Old nuatical term

When the tail end of bait becomes too mushy and is unable to be used as bait
Yarrr... me bait is a complete fagsac
by Thefagster January 8, 2026
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Dallas fasanella

A horny male with a gigantic penis that pleasures girls
Yo Dallas Fasanella and wanna hang out
by Hdjsiegenduhr May 21, 2018
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David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby
David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole
by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018
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funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
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matty fatsacks

Its ya boi Matty with the fat sacks of ganja
Dude: Hey I'm out of weed know where I can get any?

Bro: Yo hit up Matty Fatsacks he got that fire
by Kazgruna January 15, 2020
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