frosty john

The act of a man masturbating himself to climax in a urinal in a club, usually because his date has ditched him and it is slim pickings for sloppy seconds.

'So she hooked up with somebody else then? What did you do?
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'

by little manboy September 20, 2015

hot frosty

a really good-lookin' corpse that makes you seriously consider necrophilia.

"Edward Cullen is a total hot frosty. I'd like to do a little sucking myself."

by Dichead January 19, 2009

frosty log

its when u blow your load in the girls ass, or guy if thats what floats your boat, and when they shit, it comes out glazed and frosty

"there is a frosty log in the toilet mom!"

by larsie May 31, 2006

Frosty Snowman

The act of sticking a penis in ice and/or snow. Then once cold you begin intercourse with a woman, or, in a homosexual's case: a man.

Frosty the Snowman gave his wife Mrs. Snowman a Frosty Snowman.

by QuailFeather January 11, 2009

Butt Frosty

Dropping a shit in the snow and letting it freeze, while experiencing diarrhea symptoms.

Last winter I was walking home, and I got hit with a major case of diarrhea, so I walked into the bushes and made a Butt Frosty.

by Archerman23 March 25, 2009

Frosty Eagle

The act of a man ejaculating on a woman's vagina, then eating her out while her legs are spread.

I caught Caitlin and John doing the Frosty Eagle! That's disgusting!

by B1Betch December 7, 2010

Frosty Jerk

a pronoun double entendre:

1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.

2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance

Everyone made it here but Devin, where is that Frosty Jerk?

by SnootchMcGootch! August 20, 2010