fooken fred

Said by Mark Goldbridge referring to the frequent spells of bad midfielding by the Manchester United midfielder, Fred.

*Fred gives the ball away and the opponent takes it and scores*

Goldbridge : oh and it FOOKEN FRED

by LuukDeGoat February 27, 2022

foolín

A foolín is something who lacks brain cells and is so retarded a down syndrome would put them to shame

Omd Man U are some foolín u know that bi

by Darragh Gleeson April 27, 2022

Fooding

Half-brained cell word for eating; whenever Anh consumes nutrition

Riley: This dumb bitch says fooding instead of eating??
Mikey: Yes, this is why he gets no bitches
Anh: Damn *cries in short*

by AsianFetus May 23, 2022

focking

A very British way of saying "fucking".
Often used to make fun of British accent.

Oi mate, would you mind awfully passing me those crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights? Im rather focking hungry bruv.

by Petnold June 25, 2022

Folking

I'm folking out!!!

I'm currently folking your mom

by Celestewithgun July 9, 2022

Forking

double penetration of the vagina with one dick in the asshole and one in the mouth

I meet four football players last night and I had a good time forking

by luv2fork October 8, 2022

Footing

Footing is the act of smelling, grading, and tasting all things feet, this includes feet, foot fungus, toenails, and dry skin

Vincent Alban begins footing a flavorful foot.

by Jaidadd6969 October 13, 2022