Flap Gliding is an extreme sport originating from Russia circa 1992. It involves the stretching of a womans labia to proportions sufficient that they can be used in the event of a fall from great height as 'wings'.
Believed to have been inspired by the invention of winged panty-liners, the first known incident occured after a prop failure on a microlight caused the female pilot to bail out without a parachute. Her fall from 12,700ft left her uninjured as she landed safely 28 miles from her origin.
The modern incarnation of the sport is typically contested by couples due to the rigourous training and preparation invovled. The 'pilot' wears a custom vertical saddle pole which generates a vacuum, upon which the 'wing' will sit, using her body as a rudder. The pilot will then grasp the excess labia meat and position his body in a star pose, pulling the labia taught in the process. Whilst novices often use ankle clamps for added tension, veterans will grip solely with fingers and toes.
With the growing popularity of the sport a competitive league has been suggested. It is understood that Red Bull are in sponsorship negotiations.
Believed to have been inspired by the invention of winged panty-liners, the first known incident occured after a prop failure on a microlight caused the female pilot to bail out without a parachute. Her fall from 12,700ft left her uninjured as she landed safely 28 miles from her origin.
The modern incarnation of the sport is typically contested by couples due to the rigourous training and preparation invovled. The 'pilot' wears a custom vertical saddle pole which generates a vacuum, upon which the 'wing' will sit, using her body as a rudder. The pilot will then grasp the excess labia meat and position his body in a star pose, pulling the labia taught in the process. Whilst novices often use ankle clamps for added tension, veterans will grip solely with fingers and toes.
With the growing popularity of the sport a competitive league has been suggested. It is understood that Red Bull are in sponsorship negotiations.
Gareth: What did you get up to at the weekend?
Jon: Well, the weather was nice so Mel and I went flap gliding.
Gareth: Ooo...I hear that's fun?
Jon: It's good for the back too.
Jon: Well, the weather was nice so Mel and I went flap gliding.
Gareth: Ooo...I hear that's fun?
Jon: It's good for the back too.
by JonnyMSC October 26, 2009
Get the Flap Glidingmug. by mAony June 22, 2009
Get the Stink Flapsmug. a man flap is a term used to describe a person that doesnt have a penis or vagina just a flap of skin that covers a dent.
a man flap will occour if a sex change opperation goes wrong or in some cases it is there from birth
a man flap will occour if a sex change opperation goes wrong or in some cases it is there from birth
by eisdj;mZFMDSJ May 18, 2009
Get the man flapmug. by Freddy Five Hands May 6, 2018
Get the Burger Flapsmug. ''Man, Did you smell her fish flaps?''
''You wouldn't believe what came out when I parted her fish flaps''
''Ooooo she's got big fish flaps''
''You wouldn't believe what came out when I parted her fish flaps''
''Ooooo she's got big fish flaps''
by Dee.Dee April 12, 2010
Get the Fish Flapsmug. slippers (slippahs), zorris (zoris). "flaps" comes from the slapping sound slippers make when you walk with them. "jap" comes from japanese recognizing that many japanese people from Hawaii wear them. although linked to Hawaiians, the term used mostly in southern California.
Person 1: Anyone seen my jap flaps?
Person 2: Just use grab whoever else's fits. We go family style here.
Person 2: Just use grab whoever else's fits. We go family style here.
by goopup February 1, 2006
Get the jap flapsmug. by German Poodle May 14, 2005
Get the ferret flapmug.