F.E.T.A.R.

Fruits Eat Toddlers As Revenge. Club of people who do not eat fruit. Only meat. Vegetables are considered enemies-You may eat them or throw them at people. If a regular every day food product has fruit in it, you're still aloud to eat it. But not plain fruit as it's self.

"Don't eat us and we won't eat you."

"I'm in the PETA"
"Oh that's nice, I'm in the F.E.T.A.R."
"Oh..so you.."
"Eat only meat and vegetables."

by LucyMT December 26, 2009

S.T.D.T.F.

A girl that looks like she's down to have sex, but is also probably so easy that she might not be carrying something. Proceed with caution.

See related topic: Jersey Shore

Dude, A: Nobody says that. And B: watch out, she's S.T.D.T.F.

by AllenHalas December 2, 2010

TFS or T.F.S.

A person who is a "traveling freak show".

"Look at her, what a total TFS!"

by pmoney October 28, 2003

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

by LittleT March 19, 2012

W-T-F

"what the fuck" you don't say the letters out loud, thats just retarded! you say the words. w-t-f you use it for texting "what the fuck" or for sites such as myspace as it is actually scene as fuck to say wtf & tbh ( to be honest) actually wait...
those tards do say "W-T-F" in real life. grow some balls and swear like a mother fucker ;)

"dude w-t-f was that?"
"tbh i dont really know."

by kirstieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 28, 2008

F.A.T.

Fuck All Trolls

(A youtube comment)
"Pavarotti's a fag and his music is for fags
lol jk most beautiful thing ever, im crying
F.A.T."

by BatmansBallsack June 2, 2013

t.d.t.f

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

by Akadot March 9, 2009