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Evill Sarge

often used as a type of split personality he tends to latch on to people and makes them laugh with his insane but true theories with his humorous ways he is also a lover only one person can win him over and that is for him to decide and that is Kayla, his goddess, that can only make him truly happy
Evill sarge says "You've Been Clowned"
by Inuroko December 20, 2010
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Evil Ellen

When a girl is mean to her core.
My god how mean is Ellen? She scares me :(.

Boy 1: Yo that girl is tight!
Boy 2: Nah blud that ho is a massive evil Ellen.
by BigDaddyMaysmor January 21, 2011
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Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.
"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"
by TheZVG April 2, 2020
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evil witness

1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time

2. starring absently for a long period of time
1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.
by Stonner Life November 20, 2009
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Evil Killar

Somebody who will cut you... They're insane... They can't control themselves and let their daemons run fre... they let the ir daemons kill usuing them as their vessel nobody can stop them they will kill you and bite you... they're crazy fool don't mess with their killing....
Biskers: OMG IT'S AN EVIL KILLAR
Evil Killar: I will cut you... I'm insane... i can't control myself and i let my daemons run fre... i let them kill usuing me as their vessel nobody can stop me i will kill you and bite you... im crazy fool don't mess with my killing....
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Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.
Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !
by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023
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Evil-Fruits

i) A clan which by definition owns all

this can also be applied

ii)to the process of owning all others
i)I was like totally all over the server then, Evil-Fruits turned up andI knew I had to leave...

ii)OMFG I just got totally Evil-Fruited
by Evil-Fruits|R4zb3rry August 20, 2006
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