Something that Linux users lack since they all dreamt of compiling the kernel while sleeping through their English classes.
by former penguin August 10, 2003

Supposed to be ironic. English summers typically consist of rain and little sunshine, until 'global warming' changed it. Tradtionally when someone describes weather as 'an English summer' they mean rain when there should be sunshine.
"Pack for an English summer!"
"Out comes the raincoat then..."
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(when raining outside in summer months)
"Typical english summer..."
"Out comes the raincoat then..."
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(when raining outside in summer months)
"Typical english summer..."
by brandyboo April 19, 2010

Person 1: What major are you doing?
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.
by Godyr March 20, 2013

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.
"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."
by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019

When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position
by Dave Lawrence July 21, 2014

by British Gentleman January 21, 2008

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011
