Take a dump

To hump up and shit. To have a bowel movement (BM), especially gratifying in the morning.

"Oh man do I have to take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do stink the place up when I take a dump!"

by Dude Grease October 3, 2006

dump on wood

The act of defecating on a tree or similar piece of wood. Used as an insult.

Alex can go dump on wood if he thinks I'm gonna pay him back for that hooker he bought me.

by Alex Dumpance January 28, 2009

Bro-Dump

When two bros' take shits in public bathroom stalls next to eachother while conversing

Me and Ethan just took a 25 minute bro-dump

by Samissam January 14, 2011

Jouble Dump

When someone fails to double jump in a video game, which leads to their death.

Person 1: HA HA! You died I WIN
Person 2: Bruh that's not even cool I jouble dumped
Person 1: wtf
Person 1: What does that even mean?

by ThisNamePassesTheLengthOfNames June 23, 2016

cocoa dump

A Cocoa Dump (1) is a a term used to describe a person of color finally finding a therapist that is also a person of color and proceeding to dump their entire life story onto them in 10 minutes because even though they've had therapists before they've with held information due to not feeling safe. This will usually take a multitude of avenues to process and not just this instant moment of relief. (2) can also be a term used to describe your children literally dumping a canister of cocoa onto the floor and it being so finely grounded that it makes a mess that you will need a multitude of ways to try to clean up.

A client just came into the crisis center and cocoa dumped on me. Or my darn kids just cocoa dumped on the floor!

by Mama Martha May 31, 2019

Rocky Mountain Dump Truck

While a female rides you reverse cowgirl, she drops a deuce on your stomach and chest.

she gives a wicked rocky mountain dump truck.

by Agang26 March 25, 2009

hide-a-dump

A continuous game played between a group of friends who reside within close proximity to one-another (dorm room, appartment, ect.) where fecal matter (or "a dump") is hidden inside the target residence.

Purpose of the game:
To hide a turd so well that it takes a great amount of time before it can be found by the targeted party. Thus, leaving their living space smelling of fecal matter.

Rules:
1) any and all "dumps" must be contained in an opened ziplock style bag. Any "dumps" not contained in the bag are considered off limits and may result in physical harm to the "dumper".
2) "dumps" must be of a solid state, or at least molded into a shape, allowing it to remain in the bag without the danger of overflow
3) a note must be placed on the exterior of the front door, clearly visible, staing "you've been a victim of hide-a-dump." profanity and other crude comments are authorized on said note.
4) any victims of hide-a-dump may retaliate only after the "dump" is recovered and disposed of.
5) any law enforcement/security personnel will not be notified of the occurrence of "hide-a-dump" so long as all rules are abided by

"Dude, did you smell Jakes friggin room?!!"
"Hahaha, yea! I totally had Taco Bell yesterday"
"Wait, what?"
"Thats right baby, Hide-a-dump!!!"

by BROSKEW August 8, 2009