distankt

Distinctly stanky. A few steps worse than "putrid".

That nigga's DISTANKT, YO! Smells like he ain't baved in a monf!

by MassaWordsmif October 14, 2017

distance discord

The greatest discord on the planet

Bro this distance discord is DOPEEEE

by Sexy Billy October 25, 2017

distangler

Faggot

This distangler send me dick pics. But I'm straight

by Datboigunnafuckyourbitch January 24, 2018

disadickappointed

/ˌdisəˈ•dicc•əˈpoin(t)əd/

1. (adj.) when one is disappointed due to one's dick appointment failing to come through
2. (adj.) when one is disappointed due to one's dick appointment not being as good as one's hopes or expectations.

1. Girl, last night I had plans with Derrin. That bitch fell asleep, had me so disadickappointed.

2. Girl, last night I hung out with Kevin. It was subpar; thoroughly disadickappointed.

by ohumm June 12, 2018

disadvertising

After a store / business is permanently closed, the remaining scars and icons
which still INSTANTLY identify the failed franchise.

In the dead shopping center, though the signs were down and everything painted beige, all the disadvertising made it obvious that THIS used to be a Pizza Hut, THIS a Toys R Us and THAT had been a Blockbuster Video.

by Firrst Naame July 24, 2018

Distabled

Unbalanced/ Dizzy/ Falling over/ Drunk/ belligerent/ Out of it/ Pylon/ Autistic manners

Jane kooch drank to much alcohol and became distabled.

by Stoned_Forces March 30, 2019

Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you

Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.

by Griizxx July 1, 2019