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Mensch ärgere Dich nicht

Mensch ärgere Dich nicht is a board game where each player controls 4 pieces. In order to win, each player must be able to land all their pieces in the "safe zone" where they can no longer be attacked, the first player to place their pieces in the safe zone wins.

Players during each turn roll a dice to move their pieces. In order to begin, a player must roll a 6 in order to activate one of their pieces, in order to place more pieces on the board a 6 must be rolled each time.

Players move their way around the board and are allowed to attack other players if they roll a number that lands their piece in the same spot as another player.

Commonly known amongst western European players as "the game".

BE WARNED

This is a game where things can get heated, play at your own risk

Best played with perfect friends
Sarina: "Hey foucer, wanna play the game"
Thomas: "Dude last time we played Mensch ärgere Dich nicht you kicked my fuckin ass"
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Dishonorable Discharge

Premature ejaculation that ends up in your underwear prior to having sex, otherwise known as the sauce...
example..

Sally saw the dishonorable discharge stain in my underwear prior to penetration..
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Discharge doggie

A accurate term to describe the white race.
Ex: Why is that discharge doggie in black peoples business?
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Dishonorable Discharge

A load blown while doing something that shames even the ejaculator.
I was watching 2girls1cup5midgets3donkeysand1Republican the other day and ended up roughing up the suspect to it. Total dishonorable discharge.
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electrostatic discharge

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposing yourself to.
I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
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diach

Another word for Penis or Dick. (Dee-Uh)
You wanna Suck My Diach?!?
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vaginal discharge

(n.) a discharge of vaginal spices from the females private orphasis in a time of climax.
(v.) someone who is being a real douche. or someone who is overly homosexual.
(n.)dude last night valerie let out the biggest vaginal discharge while we were intercourse.
(v.)Briton was such a vaginal discharge today when he dressed up like a fucking chick.
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