Dinner Birth

That inevitable massive shit that comes on almost instantaneously after consuming a large meal.

I was going back for thanksgiving meal thirds when I got cut short with a dinner birth.

Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.

My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

pc dinner

The act of balancing a drink, most likely a sugary carbonated beverage, on one side of the trackpad and food, hopefully something greasy that'll fuck up your computer, on the other side.

Craig: Shit! You've got crumbs all in your keyboard.
Petey: Yeah I had the munchies and had a pc dinner before bed last night.

by Conroy Craig February 15, 2010

Dodo Dinner

Performing oral sex upon a girl who has not washed her neither regions in a number of days/weeks, culminating in the release of a smell comparable to a dead animal.

I feel ill! my wife made me eat a dodo dinner last night!

by Phil McAvity28 July 3, 2010

Dome Dinger

Massive Headache

Man I Have A Real Dome Dinger

by DuKnAsTy August 7, 2010

Gum Dingers

The act of a woman inserting a male reproductive organ inside their mouth continuously in and out. Or in other words...a blow job

Bobby: Yo, we better be gettin some action at this party tonight bro!
Jake: Hell ya bro, these chicks love givin the Gum Dingers!

by Kahl21 January 21, 2011

social dieter

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.

Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.

by Randy2676 June 11, 2012

Double Dinner

Eating a meal at dinner time in your own house, then going to a friends house to have dinner again.

Marc: Do you want dessert?
Wez: No thanks, to be honest, I had double dinner today.
Marc: ...
Wez: I had spaghetti before I left my house.

by SporkAvenger September 9, 2013