Dalek

The only supreme being of the universe, anything else is totally inferior

Dalek 1: "DALEKS CONQUER AND DESTROY!!"

Dalek 2: "DALEKS CONQUER AND DESTROY!!"
Dalek 3: "DALEKS CONQUER AND DESTROY!!"
Dalek 4: "DALEKS CONQUER AND DESTROY!!"
Dalek 5: "DALEKS CONQUER AND DESTROY!!"

by Dalek63 July 19, 2025

Dilk

Combination of dick and milk. in other words: cum.

person 1: duuuude that guy is dilfy af.
person 2: i'd suck his dihh till he's out of dilk.

by limelipslover July 1, 2025

Dilk

Just an outright bellend

Why are you driving 20 in a 40 you fucking dilk

by Grandeza99 November 26, 2025

Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.

Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!

by bhoj March 28, 2011

Limbaugh Dilemma

A Limbaugh Dilemma is the term referring to whether or not you should ask for a really expensive item and risk looking like an ass, or hope that you get offered a moderately expensive prize, but risk getting offered nothing at the same time.

On the Rush Limbaugh show, a caller asked for a MacBook, only to be told that he was going to be offered an iPad had he not said anything. This establishes the basis for the scientific term known as the "Limbaugh Dilemma."

by MacBookGuy May 2, 2012

Ass dilemma

When you're in the middle of two asses and don't know which one to choose first.

DRAMON: AYE YO NIGGA I WUZ KICKIN IT WIT DEEZ TWO THICK ASS WHITE BITCHES BUT THEN THEY PUT ME IN AN ASS DILEMMA AND I WAZ THEIR TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT ASS I WANNA FUCK FIRST, SHIT WAS SO HORD IT WUZ LIEK AN SAT UP IN DIS MUHFUCKA!

Tom: Whoa man that's sick, I 'm very intrigued!

by Cartah Hoffah March 26, 2016

Nord Dilemma

When you're unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.

Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017