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Fucking Dickhead

The asshole driver that can't help pulling these annoying and dangerous driving maneuvers:

1. The pinch down - while you minding your own business in the right lane, a fucking dickhead speeds up to get along side of you in the left lane then slows down forcing you the brake before you run into granny driving 45 mph in the right lane.

2. On ramp fuckery - Similar to the pinch down, but it occurs as granny is merging onto the interstate from the on ramp at 35 mph.

3. Too scared to pass - On a two lane road speeds up to catch you then tailgates you for 20 miles without passing. Most annoying a night.

4. Fog light idiot - outdated oversized SUV with fog lights on 24/7, blinds you since the fog lights are terminal in the windshield of your hybrid. Really bad with too scared to pass.

5. What's up little dick? - homophobic asshole with tiny penis driving a huge truck or SUV with giant tires. To overcompensate for his tiny penis, has to drive this piece of shit at top speed in every situation such as parking lots, pouring down rain, school zones etc.
Hey fucking dickhead, you almost ran over my 2 year old daughter in the church parking lot. And fucking dickhead, turn off your fog lights it's daytime.
by Wing deuce October 29, 2012
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el dickhead

An El dickhead is someone whom is not merely just an average dickhead but a massive one.

Could also be a Spanish dickhead
James: Oi tom you’re an el dickhead

Tom: bit rude
by El Dickhead May 12, 2018
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Dumb dickhead

The upmost form of being a low IQ dickhead.
Example in a sentence: Donald Trump is a dumb dickhead.
by Yerrooo November 2, 2018
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fabulous dickhead

Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich.
The President of the Russian Federation
-Putin is a fabulous dickhead.
-Please don't spread false rumours. Putin is not fabulous, but real dickhead!
by dildo777 June 1, 2019
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get fucked dickhead

when your mate asks you to do 'something', and that 'something' is so ridiculous or will undermine your position as the alpha male in your relationship with said mate, the only way to respond is with 'get fucked dickhead'
mate: hey mate, seeing as though your position in this company has changed and you are now moving up stairs, I am taking your desk after tomorrow and I expect it to be clear of all your shit by tomorrow.

you: get fucked dickhead
by Mtbaddict May 31, 2016
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fuckshit dickhead

A contraction of the words fuck, shit and dickhead. Normally used if the person can't decide which is most appropriate for a given situation or if the situation requires the use of all 3.
Wow, Peter is such a fuckshit dickhead.
by barbariann December 4, 2007
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Class A DICKHEAD

1. The biggest dickhead you know is likely to be a Class A DICKHEAD as they top the list of biggest dickheads of all time. Everyone thinks they are a dickhead.

2. Term used to describe people who are addicted to Class A illicit drugs such as Heroin or Crack.

3. A politician who talks bullshit (possibly all politicians)
A Chav who steals your bike is likely to be a Class A Dickhead.

A meth addict could be described as a Class A dickhead
by sozyeah August 30, 2013
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