derp

derp-Interjection

Used when replying to a previous statement that is either 1)irrelevant, 2)unintelligible or 3)pointless.

1) following a conversation that had revolved around riced out cars, Jim adds:
"Does anyone else think that corn dogs looks like rats having sex?"
-DERP!

Jim after smoking weed:

"I woke up, or was I already awake? It doesn't matter because THE CAT WAS STILL sleeping!!! ISN'T that odd?
-DERP

3)The sun hurts eyes!
-DERP!

by DFreshalot September 28, 2011

dempspace

a dempspace is another word for a midgets penis.

damnn that dempspace is huge!!

by linhh May 2, 2008

derparific

Much like being "derp", but in an incredibly extreme sense.

"<Insert name here>, it was quite derparific of you to taze yourself in the genitals on purpose like that."

by Skarekrow2782 August 28, 2012

Derpa Turtle

It is a cryptic that lives in the uninhabited areas of Pennsylvania It is part gerbil and part turtle. It's shell is covered in fur which keeps it warm. It has whiskers and fur like a gerbil and scales and a shell like a turtle. They are quite small creatures that live in wet or muddy areas and hate human interaction. They are called Derpa Turtles because the word derp used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action. The A is added to make it plural to mean they are all foolish they are not the smartest creatures but have managed to survive

Did you hear about the man who was killed by those Derpa Turtles. No that could never happen they are too stupid.

by Derpa_Turtle April 23, 2018

Derpaderp

A case in which a person or animal is so cringy that there are oddly funny

I felt like such a derpaderp when I horribly answered the question wrong.

by Da flash (comic) March 4, 2018

derp

slang for a mixture of Molly, LSD, and a bump of Coke

Hey, Chad at The festival let's get derped up bro.

by ihatewalt November 5, 2020

Corporal Derp

Corporal Derp is any AI (artificial intelligence) in a video game that makes a fool of themselves in any way.

1) In the situation of you playing splinter cell, a guard trips and falls in a cut scene.
2) AI stands in front of you, asks "Where did he go?" when you are in plain sight, AI gains status of 'Corporal Derp'.

by dreadnotty October 27, 2009