Dead Chewbacca Defense

Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.

Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.

by Jordrake December 5, 2010

The Patty Defense

Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939

Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"

by danthestep June 1, 2022

Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.

"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"

by Sdag327 December 28, 2023

Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.

When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert

by guest E51 April 20, 2019

Defense commitments

a policy to use military force

NATO has defense commitments to one another.

by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 7, 2022

Lord Negative's Defense

Lord Negative's Defense (or LND) is a good server that targets bad communities on the internet.

Join Lord Negative's Defense lol

by frzld January 6, 2021

Defense mother

A mother with using excessive force as defense for a child

That defense mother shot that guy for molesting their child

by Dove of love June 30, 2016