Daniel: Jurassic Park? More like Billy and the Cloneasaurus
Max: Dan, what the fuck are you talking about?
Max: Dan, what the fuck are you talking about?
by Orchyteyal August 5, 2022
Get the Danielmug. Dan is can be the most annoying person in the world and such a pain in the arse when he wants to be but he is the biggest simp and such a hopeless romantic. He’s a classic yt boi but I swear he has 2% Indian in him. He also has a big ass heart so don’t break it cause it’s hella fragile prob made out of tissue paper and loves him self cuddles so he is basically a big teddy bear .Dan also has the biggest dirty mind and his humour is very dark . He probably has a daddy kink. He loves to correct ppl all the bloody time when they are already correct. Dan has great music taste and he’s a great person to vibe with . He loves bruh girls and he loves his brunettes. His love live is very shit so don’t make it worse by breaking his poor ass heart . Also he has a shit ton of nick names ( Dan, dannie boi , Danny boi , daddy Dan , dildo, dingo , mr comedian, lover boi , millermeter defeater, teddy bear and a shit ton of more nick names )
by Parseltoungue_13 August 30, 2021
Get the Danielmug. A sweet tall boy with a big heart. He often is accompanied by his girlfriend which he loves very much and she knows.
Daniels have the brightest smile softest eyes and comforting voice.
They never cheat on their girlfriends many girl will approach Daniel but he will ignore them in favor of his girlfriend. Daniels are known to give the best hugs and forehead kisses.
Daniels are also super funny and smart to the point u think they've read a million books.
Daniels have the brightest smile softest eyes and comforting voice.
They never cheat on their girlfriends many girl will approach Daniel but he will ignore them in favor of his girlfriend. Daniels are known to give the best hugs and forehead kisses.
Daniels are also super funny and smart to the point u think they've read a million books.
by Lightkya November 2, 2022
Get the Danielmug. A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
Get the Danielmug. Daniel’s are amazing people. They’re people with all qualities. He’s athletic, smart, and everything he puts his mind to, he can do it. Daniel is a leader. He’s not afraid to do anything and before he beats the shit out of someone, he always wants his reason to do so. He’s very hot and attractive with his beautiful smile and good looks. If you ever meet a Daniel, remember, don’t let him go.
Daniel is so good at everything he does
by Marry Claret December 8, 2018
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is the type of guy that will care for you a lot, stand up for you, love you forever. He’s athletic, most likely gonna be a football athlete when he’s older. Tall, long brown hair, buff, most likely peruvian. He’s the best boyfriend, he’ll treat you like a princess, treat you like you’re the most amazing person he’ll have. If you mess with him he wont give you any chances, if you break his heart he’ll cut you off on everything or forgive you for everything and still be friends. Daniel if you’re reading this I love you much-Rose Puga
by sandbee September 23, 2019
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is an annoying little midget who need some milk. All the girls hate him and he has a dead sense of style. He’s fucking ugly as well
by Prettybitchganggg June 9, 2018
Get the Danielmug.