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Don’t Dick December

Where anyone can have sex but no dick.
“Ready for tonight 😏??”
“Sorry babe it’s Don’t Dick December
by braceface69 November 18, 2022
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You don’t know anything about anything, or jack shit. It means you’re so out of the loop, you don’t even know Jill, let alone Jack. Like are they siblings? Dating? What’s the situation? You don’t know. That’s how lost you are.
He was tryna act like he knew what went down last night… boy, you don’t know Jill about Jack.
by bigallittlew July 25, 2025
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Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.
Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
by YAWA September 7, 2025
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Don’t drink me

Well you probably shouldn’t drink it
Hey don’t drink me!
Ok
Well you probably shouldn’t drink it
by Hehehehhehehehehhehehhe April 29, 2023
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don’t shit where you sleep

A saying that basically means, don’t fuck up in a place you have to be around, examples include school, work or your home
“That guy sold dope out of his mom’s house and his parents called the cops on him. I guess this is a reminder, don’t shit where you sleep at.”
by George N. May 2, 2025
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i don’t give a cookie

kailah : im going to sleep

jah: i don’t give a cookie
by JahVeh May 12, 2024
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