phil data

1. (n) of or pertaining to the sub-human class of yard ape characterized by a large frontal lobe, wide nose, and underdeveloped intelligence. Nominally human because of the opposable thumb that allows the phil data to sign other nigs to 50-yr interest only loans.

2. (v) to place balls on one's chin

3. (n) a mythical creature of Afriacan descent that lives in trees. Often seen as having a man's head and a dog's ass and is therefore known as a 'bitch-ass nigger'.

1. Dat loan offisuh jus' signeded me but I finks he phil data'd me.

2. Dude that chick looked all phil data when I gave her the roman helmet.

3. That wasn't no leprechaun in those trees, that was a phil data!

by g-g-g-unit13 July 27, 2006

Data Wrangler

A software developer / database administrator responsible for OLAP tools. Reports to a dumbass junior VPs of Sales, not the IT or IS people. Usually a low-paid consultant. Generates stupid reports for stupid people.

The data wrangler wants us to put another joint-key index on the sold_items table. Dumbass, doesn't he know that slows down inserts?

by javaman May 12, 2004

data mining

When somebody attempts to 'mine' data from a www server by guessing which unseen directories are browseable.

I found pictures of your dad with a tranny in /private/dad/

by tme February 25, 2004

data rage

Rage brought on by technology

The man shot the rude texter because of data rage.

by Qixter January 15, 2014

Data

Data is information. It is also the name of an android on Star Trek the Next Generation

I need more data.
Data walked up to the replicator to feed his cat Spot.

by Sunny Dancer May 18, 2015

data table

stupid science shit

what the fuck is a data table?

idk, you figure it out
ok

by lemonnerd69 September 18, 2017

data bitch

A person, that is knowledgeable about data science and any kind of data matter. But can also be classified somebody being fascinated or obsessed about data.

That's Milton he's our Data Bitch getting things in order on our backend

by WordYallknows79 July 10, 2019