by Snoop Legend May 15, 2016

To pop off early or jump the gun. It refers to when Dan Andrews tweeted “Zero” when Victoria recorded zero covid cases after a lockdown, then the 3 days after recording 7, 6 and 29 cases in a row, subsequently entering another lockdown.
Alex: Did you hear about Luke? He finally banged Ash!
Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.
Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.
by Chookies August 7, 2021

by Jo Mama243462 February 27, 2020

small horny man who loves a good bus ride with people in the year below. looks twelve. looks ginger. is a nitty.
by kyra9999999 August 29, 2021

by Michael Upham February 16, 2006

Any feminist/feminazi, especially ones with hairy armpits. It is derived from the word "harridan", which means "a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman."
person #1: Are you going to intern at the Daily Wire?
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.
by Phil Cabinet July 19, 2017

Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick
1 dan dick equals 11 inches
1 dan dick equals 11 inches
by The m kk January 17, 2018
