cyber

sex over the internet for all those horn-dogs out there that can't wait to do it in person OR cant get anyone to do anything with them once they see them in person. cyber usssually involves masturbation.

i'm so horny. wanna cyber?

by OhYeah Manwhich January 16, 2008

cyber kissing

When you kiss on a computer, often leads to cyber STD's.

I wanna go cyber kissing you using my newly installed software if you know what I mean.

by Ethano May 23, 2008

cyber

Online roleplay sex. People do it to release sexual tension.

She cybered with that hottie she met on myspace.

by SexiEmmi April 25, 2007

Cyber-humor

1. (noun) Any amount of electronic and/or digital media (usually way too much), consisting of, but not limited to, text, like jokes (mostly not very funny at all), digital photographs, movies or animations (usually too long) of any type (i.e., of grandchildren, vacation spots or genitalia), or digital sounds, like music.

Most cyber-humor experts agree that most cyber-humor isn't really very humorous at all, but boring, vulgar, tasteless, or excessively counterproductive.

2. (verb) To mindlessly bombard all of your email buddies with an excessive amount of cyber-humor, such that it causes most of the recipients to want to puke their guts out.

1. "Your cyber-humor really SUCKS, man..."

2. "Stop cluttering up my fucking inbox, man! You're cyber-humoring the SHIT outta me!"

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. December 9, 2008

cybercrastinating

Surfing the Internet at work.

Instead of answering emails and filling out her reports, Ali spent the day cybercrastinating on the internet.

by smeg brundle February 8, 2008

Cyber fest

Often used to describe when a bunch of people are flirting/saying dirty things in a chat to eachother. Often includes more males then females. They all try to impress the one female with text.

I was on a live chat yesteday and Brad, Kristen and Jim were having a cyber fest!

by jarett246 June 26, 2009

Cyber Fencing

When two fencers engage one another in a Facebook "poke" war, or otherwise fencing-like internet based activity. Usually followed by a thread of messages or wall posts over who got the touch.

*poke* Ha! You didn't even parry!
*poke* Wtf? No, screw you! I parry and riposte and hit you straight in the mask!
*poke* So, it's a Cyber Fencing bout you want, is it?
This can go on for a VERY long time

by Hat Guy March 28, 2010