Mole's Curse

A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.

Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."

by L^3 Society July 14, 2009

Guyfriend's Curse

From an ancient Roman Proverb, to mean "letting your female companion win, in order to make intercourse with her at a later point."

I have a mad case of the Guyfriend's Curse...I let her win at Guitar Hero so I could bang her later.

by Roman-Guy June 16, 2010

Terrible Towel Curse

The curse in sports where if your defecate the Terrible Towel, you will lose a big game.

Man #1: Hey man, I just got a Colts Terrific Towel. You want one.

Man #2: It doesn't matter. The Colts now have the Terrible Towel Curse.

by Mr. WordMan January 16, 2011

The Let's Play Curse

A condition someone develops when they become a Let's Player that, on a subconscious level, makes them want to do a Let's Play of every game they have ever played, are currently playing, or will ever play, thinking of little quirks and catchphrases in each of these games that they could develop into commentary, as well as various "tricks" that they know in each game that they would like to share with their viewers; in this way, the word "curse" becomes synonymous with the word "addiction" (i. e. an "addiction" to Let's Playing), rather than the "bad luck" that Chuggaaconroy defined it as, regardless of his "coining" of the term. In addition to promoting the subconscious desire in someone to do a Let's Play of every game that they have ever played, are currently playing, or will ever play, the Let's Play Curse also prompts it's victims, while they are playing a game "just for fun," to commentate aloud as though they were recording an actual Let's Play for others to watch.

While gamemixup333 and I were watching his sister play Pokepark, for the Wii, we had taken a break from recording a Let's Play that we planned to upload to YouTube, but the Let's Play Curse compelled us to make up voices for all the Pokemon and to criticize the logic of the game in our style of commentary, as though we were still recording.

by FutureMal May 22, 2011

Jail Love Curse

When your man gets locked up unexpectedly and you are forced to wait on his ass because you love and wanna be with him. you sit around all day long waiting for his calls cuz you miss him and love him. Then.. when he finally calls, all he does is bitch about your life because they think your fucking around or their jealous of the fun your having, or...they jus sit on the other end of the phone and say absolutely FUCK ALL !! The worst part of this curse is when they get mad because you are having a side conversation because they were saying....FUCK ALL !! ( lol ) The second shitty part about this curse is when you send 2-3 letters a week and send pictures because they asked for it, and they take a week or 3 to write you back....ONE!! An those who are cursed with this curse take this shit very seriously!! No one knows why us cursed ones stay with these jail birds , most say that "we should walk away why wait on a man who put himself in there in the first place?" The reason is simple, its because only us cursed ones know who these jail birds are beneath their tough exterior . && we Fucken Love Them !! Hense the Jail Love Curse .

I waited all day for his call , but then he had rec, so he only could talk for 5 mins coz it was someone elses phone time. Then when he called me back , He got real mad coz i was chillen with my bro-mie" I think its this jail love curse...

by DLDJAMtheCursedOnes April 13, 2011

Curves

When a woman says she has nice curves, it really means that she is fat and has an attitude about it. She may act proud, but deep down inside she is self-conscious and attempts to mask her true feelings with misplaced pride.

Tina says she has nice curves, but she just looks like a cow to me.

by Legend..wait for it...dary November 29, 2011

Irish Curse

A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE

by Kieran Riley March 9, 2010