by True Polish princess August 18, 2018
Get the To curb mug.The colloquial term for the unexpected or expected drenching experienced when a passing vehicle drives through a puddle while a pedestrian is walking along the street; most commonly experienced during or after rainy conditions. It's akin to receiving an impromptu wash from the curb or road, resulting in being drenched and potentially necessitating a change of attire.
1. I had such a rough day at work. My boss was a jerk, I was swamped with mundane tasks, the weather sucked, and to cap it all off, on my way to my car someone totally curb washed me.
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...
by yilliy May 10, 2024
Get the curb wash mug.Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!
by enim frater December 18, 2012
Get the fall off the curb mug.Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.
In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009
Get the Curb Fart mug.by anonymous April 14, 2023
Get the curb jockey mug.An entrepreneurial job that involves painting house numbers on curbs using stencils for payment. Some curbers offer sport team logos and other symbols in addition to numbers.
by calvis June 15, 2020
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