cumpassionate

Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.

Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

Cumpenada

An empenada filled with sperm.

Here's a gift card to get a cumpenada at Island Empenada.

by DikDikDalez May 1, 2023

cumphobia

You are afraid of CUM and you watch furry hentai while playing League of Legends. Go pull some bitches

My uncle, who is a pedophile, has Cumphobia

by AstralYT May 4, 2023

Cump

A grumpy cunt.

"I can't believe our mate bailed the show and is backing out of paying"

"I know, he's being a real cump"

by nikolai_stavrogin May 14, 2023

Cump

A grumpy cunt.

"I can't believe our mate bailed the show and is backing out of paying"

"I know, he's being a real cump"

by nikolai_stavrogin May 14, 2023

Cump

Short for a "Corner Jump" in Celeste

You have to do a cump to get past this screen.

by Rand0mHum4n July 18, 2023

Cump

A paradoxical statement meaning “cump”.

“What does cump mean?”
“Cump”

by Publius__ August 20, 2023