Cucumber fresh

Fresh, clean, light, refreshing, etc.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.

"That counter top looks cucumber fresh Jill!"

by ScumOnTheRun February 9, 2025

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023

Cucumber salad

When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.

Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?

by Coralface June 10, 2023

Cucumber toaster

Words screamed by giant bitch boy while receiving a mildly
Painful tattoo

Yo tj got a tattoo yesterday and he was a massive cucumber toaster

by Wafercrusader March 23, 2023

as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.

As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.

by von groovy August 9, 2024

Cucumber Slip-and-Slide

When a woman shoves a cucumber up her butthole/vagina and rides a slip and slide repeatedly causing pressure to build up firing the cucumber out at high speeds

Becky went to my nephews birthday party and performed a cucumber slip-and-slide

by TripleJJJ19 June 1, 2025

drowned cucumbers

I can't believe no one made a definition of this but drowned cucumber are pickles. cucumbers drowned in vinegar becomes a solid pickle, sweet and savory.

"can I have some pickles?" "you mean... DROWNED CUCUMBERS!"

by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024