Crusty Shutdown

The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.

Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.

Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.

Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.

by ropeslinger August 12, 2013

crusty mayonnaise

A dried semen stain, usually on clothing or furniture.

Guy 1- Hey man, take a look at this stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It looks like some crusty mayonnaise

by Not ur dad but doin ur mom September 30, 2013

Crusty Sunshine

When you fuck a person's asshole so hard that their asshole rips apart and starts to bleed.

I feel bad for giving Jane a crusty sunshine.

by Blob Joe May 21, 2011

crusty corndog

a annoying human being who is being bitchy.

Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!

by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 29, 2017

crusty scissors

The act of scissoring with your butthole

Me and my girl had sex

What did you do?
Crusty scissors

by Pears February 5, 2015

crusty crustacean

the dry blood on a penis after period sex.

"my girl let me give her the crusty crustacean last night!"

by peepeepoopooman6969 October 22, 2019

Crusty Knuckle

After someone has fisted another person, they leave their hand uncleaned for a while. The fluids, dry and harden on the hand, forming a Crusty Knuckle, or Crusty Knuckles depending on the severity.

Jasmin fisted Leeroy. She left her hand overnight an the shit hardened. In the morning her hand had turned into a Crusty Knuckle.

by L.Jenkins January 11, 2012