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Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis
by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020
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mid-youth crisis

that is a mid-youth crisis
by jagbar jay May 3, 2023
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A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.
The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis. The reality is nobody's morale needs a boost.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.
The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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pillow crisis

Lady of the evening is too loud in bed.

in other words, you should have covered her face with a pillow to stop the noise. Usually a problem if you are at someone else's house, have neighbours close by, guests over, or you still live with your parents.
"That girl you were with last night was a pillow crisis" or

"damn that girl I brought home last night was the pillow crisis"
by surreywathoe July 17, 2014
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Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.
You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...
by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017
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mid life crisis

when you are suffering beacuse your whole life is mid.
bros having "mid life cirsis" he ain't got no Drip at all.

look at chad his life is the defenition of *Mid life crisis*
by cluckingchocolate October 17, 2022
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