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Crawford

Normally a guy with a HUGE nose. Typically has a speech impedement. Awkward as hell, too. Can't make eye contact with the opposite sex without blushing and turning away, scared. Great at art! Usually has a crush on a girl named Celia.
"Dude, that guy was checking out Celia and never even talked to her... He's a total Crawford"

"Do you think I need plastic surgery on my nose? Shut the fuck up Crawford."

"He looked at Celia 148 times in 40 minutes. What a Crawford."
by Awesome Guy Not Crawford January 27, 2014
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Crawford University

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell
Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh
by Furious bird November 25, 2021
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Crawler

A drunk individual who can nolonger walk or coheherntly speak.
Emma elizabeth (beast) what a fucking crawler.
by Mr. MOA June 25, 2009
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crawl

To give oral to soemone.
I got that whore to crawl last night, and man it felt good.
by Dandi November 3, 2004
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Crawler

A zombie with it's legs blown off. It can only crawl after you, making it much less of a threat than if it were able to sprint. In the popular video game Call of Duty: Black Ops, the "Crawler technique," is utilized to give players more time to purchase guns, talk strategy, ect. (The round doesn't shift until every zombie has been killed therefore players have as much time as they please if they turn the last zombie into a "crawler.")
Yo I'm out of ammo! I need to go get some after this round!" "Someone get a crawler.
by Glowing Microbe January 9, 2011
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Sex Crawl

similar to a pub crawl, but instead of having a drink in every pub, you have sex with a girl or guy
Tom: Oh my god i have a huge cock burn
Andy: Why?
Tom: I went on a sex crawl last night
Andy: Nice
by Donkey Child April 25, 2009
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Kentucky Crawfish

Spend a few months growing out your facial hair, preferably a big bushy 'stache. Find a girl. While eating her out, the aforementioned facial hair will tickle her area. When she laughs, smack the shit out of her face.
Holy shit, did you just Kentucky Crawfish that bitch?
by Le Parch August 29, 2010
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