jizz cracker

When a group of males, such as a football or hockey team, punish a rookie player by each person jizzing on the same cracker then the rookie has to eat it.

Carlos is a new player, so we're going to give him the jizz cracker next tournament.

by Evan Met January 15, 2006

release the cracken

(referring to the monster in Clash of the Titans) used when a boy, misbehaving sexually, pulls out his hard penis.

she's so hot, i want to Release the Cracken.

by uncle j January 15, 2008

titty cracker

(n): A delicious cookie-like snack for those horny at heart, coming in many different flavor such as vanilla, chocolate, and ginger snap. Originally enjoyed by the Rocktown Harriers.

refering to titty crackers: "Two a day takes your cares away! One in each hand my children."

by kittykatt1001 October 19, 2011

cracked

A general term used to describe a program where the security has been removed.

Q: Hey, don't you need a CD-Key for that?
A: No, it's been cracked.

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Crackernigger

1.A crackernigger is often a name given to a white man from a black man. The crackenigger may act as if he is black but is turned down when trying to make black friends.
2. Crackerniggers are refered to as "black on the inside" and white on the outside. Like an M&M or the white rapper eminem

White guy: What's up home skillets
Black guy: Who the fuck is you?
White guy: I'm B-Ri yo!
Black guy: Get the fuck outta here crackernigger bitch (pimp slaps white guy)
White guy: (runs) Why you hatin'? (cries)

by razorbluewaffleeater April 24, 2010

You're cracked

A term often used by Fortnite streamers to indicate that someone is really "good" at the game. This term is usually said when one person in the Duo/Squad did a good play against other opponents. This term is mainly known because of the number of times it was overused by YouTubers/Twitch streamers FaZe Jarvis and FaZe Kay who are part of the FaZe clan.

"Bro you're cracked. Jarvis, you're insane."
"I know bro."

by UrbanInferno June 18, 2020

cracked

one of the best comedy websites. they wrote a book or something.

did you see the new cracked article? very funny

by brownsnake01 July 22, 2012