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Courteney

She is the girl that will change your life for the better, there wont be a day where you wont think about her and you will miss her when she isn't with you. She is super sexy, amazing, kind, talented, compassionate and can cheer you up by just smiling at you. She can get any guy she wants but will only choose the right one and stick with him to the end of their days. She is the coolest person you will ever meet and you will always feel comfortable around her. If you know a Courteney you are extremely lucky and should cherish her for no one could ever replace her. She is also amazing in bed.
"She makes me so happy.
Who?
Courteney, who else?"

"Teacher: Does anyone know a synonym for the word "Angel"?
Liam: Yes I know of one: Courteney"

"Courteney means everything to me."

"I want to marry a girl like that
Like who?
Like Courteney <3"
by PyromaniacGhoul October 2, 2011
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Courtesy Spit

Before having intercourse, if your partner's vagina is a little to tight, you can take a light amount of saliva and lube the tip of your penis with it. This will allow easier and smoother insertion of the penis.
Your pussy is too tight, let me throw some courtesy spit on my dick.
by Shocker40 July 2, 2011
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courtesy reboot

The courtesy reboot occurs when you are using your computer for a time-sensitive purpose, such as writing a report or making a presentation in a meeting. Without notice or even a BSOD, your screen blanks out and your computer reboots. On restart you frequently receive a cheery "update installed!" message, which makes your blood boil.
Presenter: Now let's take a look at the FY09 budget numbers, which we need submit in the next 20 minutes.

(Screen blanks out)

Attendee: Looks like you're going to have to wait for that courtesy reboot first, pal.
by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008
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courtesy sheet

A sheet that is put down when fucking on a bed that is not your own. The sheet serves as a barrier between sex juices and your friends bed.
Hey Lee, you can only fuck on my bed if you put down a courtesy sheet first.
by DJTrance December 9, 2008
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Curse of TC Bear

the string of losing seasons by the Minnesota Twins that followed the destruction of TC Bear's habitat in center field of Target Field
Steve: man, its been 30 years since the twins had a winning record
Joe: ya, its the curse of TC Bear. the Twins cut down the trees in center field because some of the coddled players under the Ron Gardenhire regime were too distracted to hit the ball.
Steve: huh, i'll be damned
by boshk September 22, 2011
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Courtesy Fries

Slang for free french fries. In the 'hood, when placing an order at a fast food restaurant, order something very inexpensive but then ask if you can have some "courtesy fries with that?" Chances are, you'll get a free order of fries.
"Lemme git a small Frosty....and.....uh....can I git some courtesy fries with that?"
by Homey de Plume June 19, 2019
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Rasheeke Curse

When a girl appears to have rabbies coming from her vagina; foaming and fizzing
C-"yoo i heard that girl got the rasheeke curse on her. don't beat "
J-"hoe got the rasheeke on her, mad grimey "
by Stephanie Savi April 11, 2008
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