Cotton Fingers

Similar to cotton mouth, but relates to typing too much in a conversation, thus causing cotton fingers. Cotton fingers make typing much harder than normal, requiring application of a moisturizer to be cured.

Sean: Hey man! What are you doing tonight?
John: Can barely talk right now, have a bad case of cotton fingers from typing all day. Call me??

by Cheezedoutofmymind July 25, 2019

Stuffing Cotton

For a girl to be on her period.
(coined from using a tampon)

GOD Lindsey is being such a BITCH! I bet she's "Stuffing Cotton"!!

by Ashes B April 13, 2007

cotton candied

When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.

I cotton candied myself at work today

by mandaxbutt February 2, 2009

Blottin' Cotton

Like Prairie doggin'. When you have to poop so bad that you are pushing it out and pulling it in. At the zenith of the outstroke, you actually touch your under garments. A slight blot.

"Dude, I am way past the warning farts. I am straight up blottin' cotton."

by Who wants a body massage? November 18, 2009

cotton candy

slang or crew term for Oxycontin.

Hey, fool. Do you happen to have acquired any of that oh so lovely "cotton candy?"

by Justin March 26, 2004

Cotton Picking

The act of picking particles of semen left behind on one's pubic hair after masturbating or intercourse

To keep my pubic hair clean, I have decided to start cotton picking

by DasNasty October 31, 2011

cotton stew

Cotton stew is obtained by mixing together all possible bodily fluids and/or in some cases solids, including but not limited to: jizzum, piss, spit, diarrhea, vomit, snot, mucus, blood, shit, sweat, vaginal fluid, tears, (liquidy) earwax, pancreatic enzymes.

Stir until correct consistency is achieved, it should resemble...well cotton stew

Bitch was pissing me off so I made her make some cotton stew and then made her drink it.

by Brian Jennings January 13, 2008