Jamie Cook

Jamie Cook is the guitarist of the british band Arctic Monkeys. His birthday is on 8 July 1985. He is married and has a child

Jamie Cook on the BROWN guitar

by death_ramp July 23, 2018

cooking off

exploding, blowing up

He described the propane tanks cooking off during the fire as sounding like bombs exploding.

by stilllovesfilm November 10, 2007

Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.

I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020

cory cook

a really red kid who is always on his phone

Cory Cook died from heat exhaustion because he's so white

by kyleholdenisabeast September 18, 2017

Cooks to 99

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.

“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”

by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020

cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014