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Slow Cook

To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.
Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.
by Icshortstuff July 12, 2019
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Lexi cook

Gay af rude af stupid af and dont be friends with her
by Kfkykyoyo December 12, 2019
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Cooked Raton

A wild roaners that is fried
Person : Biggs your fried

Biggs : nahh fook

Person 2 : God damn Cooked Raton
by roanertime June 6, 2019
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Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020
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SG Cooks

The best cookgroup around, offering premium monitors, early links and info, in depth release guides, exclusive group buys, dedicated 24/7 support, and info on funko, art drops, and much more. All for only $30/mo
Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS
by hahahh324 April 18, 2020
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Cooks to 99

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
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Thats Cooked

To not be correct or say something absolutely ridiculous
by w5a46es7difuhkjhsrate September 22, 2020
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