vulture cocking

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.

After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.

by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023

John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

Pen Clicking

When you are in your classroom taking an important assessment. You masturbate to relieve the stress of the tough exam. As a coverup for the fapping noise, you click your pen at the same tempo as your sneaky strokes. Therefore covering up the noise.

Hey Maximillian, did you end up passing that exam?
Yes! But there was no way I could have passed it without Pen Clicking!

by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024

Shaft Clicking

Shaft Clicking is a Clicking method used for intense Minecraft PVP Combat, Commonly used by professional TNT TAG WARRIORS such as Nqrii, Ashw and bigman. The clicking method is done by making ur shaft (cock) jitter a high amount of cps, while on your mouse to give max cps and hit reg.

OMG IS THAT GUY SHAFT CLICKING?

by VivysisMC June 5, 2024

Bubble Cocking

filling your cock with air until it looks like a bubble
Usually done for pleasure.
you can risk exploding you cock

yo you wanna go bubble cocking wit me this afternoon

by green pineapple 6969 May 30, 2025

floppy cocking

to swing your dick around so fast its like a helicopter

p1 sorry i was late to work i was just floppy cocking
p2 thats all right mate happens to the best of us

by chairlicker July 20, 2025

Cum cocking

The Act of rigging a shotgun to blast either you in the skull or your cock/balls via string trap. It may include the premeditated acts of contacting someone to enter the room instantly activating the trap blasting your privates/ Dome whilst fully naked. It is an act of intense humiliation and self sacrifice for pleasure.

Please im mentally ill im so close to just cum cocking myself into oblivion

by A Human TrashCan October 18, 2025