clarton

When you take a huge shit in your balls

Big Asshole took a clarton all over Munder Shitbreath's nutsack!

by originally the X August 21, 2008

Claptard

When a person is the last left clapping in a crowd, with everybody gazing at him/her in shame.

The feedback from the crowd was great, except for the claptard who was singled out.

by nikmet October 17, 2009

Clapaticious

A well planned scheme to fool gulliable people

Did you hear about that prank the other day

yeah it was very clapaticious

by Whoareyouohohohoh July 6, 2011

Clamtique

The action of throwing powder, flour, talk, etc. onto the female genitalia.

After stepping out of the shower, she was unexpectedly clamtiqued.

by AngelPants & Daddypuncher August 4, 2011

Clamatose

When a woman's vagina is so rank, that you actually pass-out from smelling it.

John decided to go down on his new girlfriend for the first time, but was overcome by the stench of her dirty twat and remained "clamatose" for what seemed like hours.

by GizzyLizzy July 6, 2012

Clastity

When calamity and catastrophy run together.

Clastity...When your cat is using your couch as a scratching post and you sneak up behind it and grab it,it turns around and slices your wrist open with its claws.
Your furniture being ruined and your injured by the cat who's doin it.

by Creatureofgod August 26, 2013

Clamatoholic

Person who drinks large quantities of red beer.

Wow, your girlfriend used to never drink beer. Now every time I see her she has a red beer in her hand.
Yeah I know man. She's turned into a Clamatoholic.

by dparker1958 December 21, 2013