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Chronology of Events

Is thus:
Weaponized schizophrenia -> Hym+10 years = What happens if I do this -> "WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs? WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs?" = Child Murder ☠️ -> 😭 -> "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO THIS! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! MY KIDS!! MEH KIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH! I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT IF I'M PROTECYING MY KIDS! MY KIIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

And thus is the chronology of events!

Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Chromogurt

Chromogurt is a mix between a person with an extra chromosome and a person who gurts (ejaculates on turtles)
Tom: yo Arya why you such a chromogurt
Ayra: idk
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Chromogurt

Chromogurt is a mix between a person with an extra chromosome and a person who gurts (ejaculates on turtles)
Tom: yo Arya why you such a chromogurt
Ayra: idk
by 2000gurtturtle August 5, 2025
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Chromosome Crusader

Someone whose mostly a liberal that supports

antifa, modern day feminism etc,

A Chromosome Crusader is usually the individuals who are morbidly obese has either purple/bright blue or some other unatural hair color they also have pronouns and expect everyone to accept their delusional behaviors and if you don't

They resort to calling you either a "Nazi" or A "Fascist" they also claim they tolerate everyone but only if they believe in the same views and opinions as themselves.
*A Man in the park* Hello their Sir how are You doing today?

*The Chromosome Crusader* Did You just assume my gender without asking Me what my pronouns are? You fucking NAZI! You're a straight white male You fucking FASCIST! That's it I'm going to go on my Tik Tok to rant about how much of a rAcIsT hOmOpHoBiC tRAnSpHoBiC Nazi YOU ARE!
by JaCrispyOfficial September 22, 2025
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Chronocosmoduomillenillion

10¹⁰⁹⁰⁸, or ten to the power of ten thousand, nine hundred and eight.
Did you know the cat named Kenny from SpongeBob could survive 1 Chronocosmoduomillenillion years if inside Cary Huang's prime number breathing simulation?
by Gibberishidkrisjjj September 23, 2025
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Chronognosis

The intuitive knowing of the right time for something to emerge - not too soon, not too late, but in the exact moment when cosmic forces seems to say ‘right now’. A fusion of chronos (time) and gnosis (direct knowing). Noting that such gnosis could be a nudge too from the future.
I don’t know why but I just knew today was the day to quit my job and a day after a new opportunity landed right at my feet. It felt like pure chronognosis in action.
by tomGPT September 28, 2025
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Chronobiophobia

Fear of what your life will be like in the future. Like what your career will be, what will happen when a beloved relative dies, etc.

Not to be confused with biochronophobia; the fear of your biological clock running out before you can reproduce
I hate my chronobiophobia. I’m not even a legal adult, yet I’m still worried about if I’m gonna die having lived a good and full life
by SHSL ??? November 11, 2025
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