Chow mein ramen noodles

A better way to communicate departure than a simple “bye” first said by Shandi Foster

Person 1: “Bye”
Person 2: “Chow mein ramen noodles”

by Onyx84 May 30, 2021

Mung chow

1- an unsightly pooling of congealed bio waste

2- afterbirth/placenta

John Sharkey had the audacity to speak with a mouth filled with mung chow

by John Sharkey September 12, 2025

dirt chow mein

one of those people who dictates evilly while participating in school activities

yo dirt chow mein changed my stuff

by fuzzynipples February 21, 2008

Butt chow

A popular prison trade item, feces intended for consumption. Usually left in an un flushed toilet overnight then distributed by the producer.

Yeah Tucker was tellin’ me about yesterday’s butt chow. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s harvest.

by Florbenschtein September 18, 2020

Chow mien

Getting a rimjob and shitting ( accidentally or not) In the rimmers mouth.

I was getting a mad rimjob then I gave her/him the chow mien

by Dashle15 July 27, 2021

Ka-Chow

Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. Speed. I am Speed

Ka-Chow

by Maya Mahler January 31, 2022

High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.

My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022