butt children 

ejaculating in someone's butt

My girlfriend wants kids, so I told her I would give her butt children.

She is so hot; I totally want to give her some butt children.

butt children by DRock500 March 26, 2010

Iraqi children 

Children living in the country of Iraq. These children now have the opportunity to do whatever our fantastic society allows us to do, or better, they have:
- until the new free government becomes as dictatorial as the previous one (if not worse);
- if the fact of having possibly lost their homes, families, friends, limbs doesn't create them particular problems;
- until they aren't killed in one of the daily attacks by the terrorist who are now rampaging uncontrollably in the whole country;
- until a particularly scared/nervous/unexperienced soldier who liberated them shoots them by error.

Who was ever giving a damn about the Iraqi children before the war? The excuse were the feared weapons of mass destruction. Then, after no WMD were found, the excuse became "Hey, we liberated the poor people from the bad guy! (And we sold them to the terrorist)"

Iraqi children by Kerrigan May 16, 2005

like a children's book 

A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.

Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.

Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...

Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.

like a children's book by Mierk March 25, 2009

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children 

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is one of the greatest movies ever. 2years after Sepiroth is killed, Kadaj's gang come looking for the Geostigma(After affect of Sepiroth) Children And Jenova's head, What Actually happens when Kadaj comes in touch with the head, Is not Jenova's Reunion... IT IS SEPIROTHS!

From Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.

Kadaj: This is my reunion for you *Turns Sepiroth*

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children by Sebastian Lillback September 28, 2005

Ghost Children 

Ghost Children are the offspring of Children by persons already passed on, usually by a relative or the children of persons not physically impregnating a woman. These children see love from a totally different point of view, difficult since conception is from a seemingly selfish point of view.

My Grandfather's brother is my father? He lost two girls in infancy and never fully recovered. So what is it like having children by women having knowledge of your sexual behavior? I guess that means I'm a ghost child...and my sister and me are ghost children. Maybe it can be prevented by use of the missionary position, look into her eyes and pray.

Ghost Children by BubbleBunch March 16, 2017

Dumpster Children 

Badly dressed, mousy, dirty, grubby, loud, obnoxious, little children with poor speaking skills and the tendency to have snot running down their faces. They are the result of parents not giving a shit and letting them run around doing whatever the hell they want. They can sometimes stink.

Person at Walmart: Ewww look there are some dumpster children

little shits running around crazy: WE LUV DA COLA POR PA!!! (we love the color purple)

Dumpster Children by MRD September 1, 2008

Iraqi children 

"Unintentional" victims of USAF saturation bombing attacks, but this obviously doesn't bother some retards who think there was a reason for America to invade Iraq, would vote for a mentally challenged president like George Bush and probably are stupid enough to spell moronic as "Mooreonic" because that's the limit of their wit. Civilian casualties are accepted in wars, but their deaths at least aren't meaningless when there is a reason for the war.

SOME REDNECK: "So stop whining about "babies this babies that", because we're not in this war to kill babies. Pull your heads out of your fucking asses and grow up."

GEORGE BUSH: "Less thinking, more sucking, get back down there"

Iraqi children by anon January 3, 2005