Cherry Cheese Cake

1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.

2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.

"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"

by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006

cheescake tits

large flappy tits usually succumbed by eating cheescake and or other fatty foods

Liz Rennie has some damn cheescake tits

by Tommy Ammundson July 6, 2006

Cheesehater

A term used to insult people who are mean, and also intolerant of cheese, milk or other dairy products.

"Gosh, Alex is such a cheesehater..."

by Prettyylime April 23, 2010

Cheesemare

Consuming too much cheese during daylight hours resulting in bad dreams.

Those juicy feta chunks gave me some wicked cheesemares last night.

Dude, I had the craziest cheesemare last night, woke up this morning sweating my ass off!

by KennyKendeera March 18, 2010

Cheese Cake

A creamy dessert made with cream cheese and on a graham cracker crust. Useful for stabbing with a spork.

Person #1: *stabs cheese cake*
Person #2: Did you just stab that cheese cake?
Person #1: Creamy violence!

by Amber June 28, 2004

Strawberry Cheese-cake

A simple sexual manouver in which a man punches their partner in the nose shortly after ejaculating in their mouth - thus inducing a nose-bleed that mixes with said man-juices to form a 'strawberry cheese-cake.'

Boy1: I 'strawberry cheese-caked' your mum last night.

Boy2: Shut it ya doss cunt.

by JayFizzleNizzle December 16, 2008

cheese cake

A reference or slang for pussy.

I want a piece of that cheese cake.

by BuBBa SpaRX January 25, 2005