The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.
Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
by Delirious llama January 5, 2007
Get the Chavette mug.A chavette is the most common clique there is.They can usually be found in big groups.They are very shallow and air headed.They are scared of everything that is different and anyone that confronts them automatically becomes a goth or emo.Or as chavettes call them gofs.
They normally wear gold earings,extremely short skirts,crop tops,there hair plastered to the side of there face(with gel),loads of lip gloss.And chavs (the boy version) wear track suits.
They normally wear gold earings,extremely short skirts,crop tops,there hair plastered to the side of there face(with gel),loads of lip gloss.And chavs (the boy version) wear track suits.
Chavette:Oi u gof *looks at girl* wat did u say bout me yesturday?U tryin to slag me off or somethin?
Girl:Umm...exscuse me.Who are you?
Girl:Umm...exscuse me.Who are you?
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