e-cation

A virtual vacation taken by browsing the travel sites for your chosen destination.

We were so broke this summer we had to cancel our European cruise and took an e-cation to Greece instead.

by Happy in Hawaii October 21, 2010

cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.

Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011

Uglifi'cation

The unfortunate process that certain hot people from high school go through that renders them borderline hideous.

Man, did you see Henry? Time was not good to him since high school...he obviously went through some severe uglifi'cation.

by MLeeAnn October 23, 2011

Tickling Cotton

When you have a turd that is poking so far out that it's rubbing against your cotton undies

I don't see a bathroom anywhere and I'm "tickling cotton"

by Jkh072663 November 1, 2011

Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.

Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

iso-cation

Isolation combined with vacation

We’re taking an iso-cation for a couple of months to avoid the COVID-19 virus.

by Z-Ella March 15, 2020

RV-cation

Verb.- A vacation that one takes in an RV or mobile home.

Hey man, I found a great campsite. Why don't you get your RV and we will take a RV-cation this week.

by Waveharp September 1, 2020