catcher's indifference

A girl or guy who ostensibly is a bargain but whose baggage nullifies their value.

Guy 1: “Dude, did you see that chick Corey is dating? What a steal!”
Guy 2: “Na man, catcher's indifference. She’s jobless, and alcoholic and burned her last boyfriend’s wallet.”

by Kojo McCracken September 14, 2013

Cum catcher

Someone who catches cum in there mouth.

Ray Always is a cum catcher

by Grant Crosley July 6, 2022

Crowd Catcher

Similar to a "Cow Catcher"; A Crowd Catcher is a metal frame at the front of a vehicle for pushing aside uninformed protesters.

Nick got a new crowd catcher put on his truck, so he's able to make it through Atlanta now.

by NotA RealPerson July 9, 2016

Whack Catcher

That device or method used by a dude to catch the output of a fantastic whack session. Commonly fulfilled by a sock in adolescence due to its ability to hide the evidence in the laundry.

Paul is home alone tonight, but I see he's got a box of Puffs around to use as a whack catcher.

by BlowFelt July 20, 2011

Drone Catcher

A car driven by hippies tryna catch drones

Damn that drone catcher is massive

by The Real Ranga July 3, 2019

Caucus Catcher 4000

The Caucus Catcher 4000 is the latest cutting edge technology in penile hunting. It offers a vast improvement from it's predecessor, the "cock clamp" as well as the original "cock claw" this is the base model with no attachments, and as you can see no problem scooping up that wet willy. Just remember to "clean it" before you "cream it". Nice cock!

I need to get rid of my Cock Claw, the Caucus Catcher 4000 is way better.

by Person2.1416 December 21, 2023

The bro catcher

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.

"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015