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Candlejob

When a woman determines during foreplay that she does not want to further engage in sexual relations, she goes to give the guy a blow job and instead blows on his penis like a candle. Then gets dressed and leaves.
"Hey did you see Greg? He looked really grumpy this morning."

"Oh didn't you hear? He was drunk so Susan gave him a candlejob and walked out."
by Glimax March 1, 2022
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candle bra

The wrong spelling of a candelabra which is a candle holder with multiple arms
I love your candle bra!

You mean candelabra?
by PodrickmyGodrick March 9, 2022
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Caddle

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A: *posts a picture of two (2) cats cuddling*
B: "cat cuddle"
B: "caddle?"
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Carled

When Seatfrog is not available or; where a train service is operated by a 'Super Voyager' vice 'HST'
I got Carled this morning! Had to sit in standard class on a voyager to Plymouth!
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Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.
by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010
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