candied pics

the opposite of candid pictures.pics that have been edited/repaired/cropped/slightly changed.

Lukas:omg Stace looks real good in photos.
Tyra:Yea, whatever. Just in candied pics

by Mandy H. November 6, 2008

caddimalac

the ghetto way of describing the Caddilac automobile

" 'scuu me, but i finna go down to the shop and pick up my Caddimalac"

by prankcalls&&hearts June 16, 2009

cadillistic

A person that owns a cadillac, and his/her lifestyle reflects it; A real laid back mood.

"I feel so cadillistic" "I am a cadillistic player"

by Ricc Rowland October 28, 2009

Cadillac Balls

When you're too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man's Caddy to get there and then you STILL get rejected.

Jake was too damn cheap to fly down to Miami so the idiot DROVE there to make love to Samantha and found out she REALLY ONLY liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from Cadillac Balls that week.

by JSP2 September 13, 2012

Cadillac shit

A regular "shit" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to other peoples "rancid ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac shit" experience !

"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a mothafucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac shit !"

by Mad Honky August 16, 2014

Caldiur

The scientific term for magic, created to disconnect it from the negative meaning the word "magic" has gained.

I can do caldiur.

by CaldicMalinowski April 15, 2015

Cadillac Widow

A girl whose man buys a new car (for example a Cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.

Girl #1: "Hey, what's up with Stacey lately? She seems kinda depressed?"
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "

by Nonononononononononononono April 26, 2015