*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
by Freddie21 April 9, 2021
mugGet the wetter than a nun in a candle shopmug.

Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
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Lighting a candle

"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024
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Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive
Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...
by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025
mugGet the Whale Wax Candlesmug.

Yankee candle

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.
Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring

Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle

Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
by White frosting December 7, 2020
mugGet the Yankee candlemug.

candle treatment

when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face
damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!
by zach and scott June 14, 2008
mugGet the candle treatmentmug.

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