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Cyrus Lau

Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.
by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023
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cyrus syndrome

When a former child star decides to try to be themselves, after years of being told what to do. Uusually results in something distasteful, porn, terrible music, or something really cool.
Woah that Disney bitch had some serious Cyrus Syndrome, her new CD is awesome!
by Miss Wisker December 29, 2013
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Cyrus Jolly

A fat retard who dates zoo baboons and fucks 80 year olds. Do bully this person because his dad left for the milk and like little kids at the age of 2. This means that this guy is a zoo baboon rapist. Be warned you may be next!

Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.
Random kid: Bro that cyrus Jolly kid fucks zoo baboons.
Other Random Kid: The fuck
by DeezNutz00 August 14, 2022
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Cyrus Drip

A term used to describe an outfit which consists of a popped collar, half-tucked shirt, tucked-in blazer, an oddly positioned tie, and a pitiful belief of Valorant carry.
Friend - "Mans copping the Cyrus Drip"
Cyrus - "Nah bro im Silver I"
by Higher Degree Polynomials April 13, 2022
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Cyrus Teo

A guy that is good at computers
by Sdyawsome February 28, 2019
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billy ray cyrus

hey is that billy ray cyrus? he is a d-d-d-dilf
by notbillyraycyrus July 13, 2021
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Cyrus

Dam, that guys a Cyrus
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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