a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.
by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020
Get the dick curtainmug. A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW
Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch
by BIG T 49 June 9, 2017
Get the Clapping curtainsmug. My kids were outside playing basketball and the curtain wrangler next door called the police because they weren't wearing masks.
by IconoJett May 25, 2020
Get the Curtain wranglermug. by UncleFarter5 May 19, 2016
Get the curtain burstmug. Driving from one side of the highway to the other in one fluid motion across 3 or more lanes with complete disregard for other drivers you have caused to slam on their brakes and crap their pants.
Nice curtain pass asshole. You just had to stay in the fast lane until the last 100 ft before your exit.
by parkerman November 25, 2007
Get the curtain passmug. He act of having sex though a beard.
Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced
Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced
Friend - how was the love making last night ?
Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave
Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave
by Hosstich July 20, 2017
Get the hairy curtainmug. Term to describe Donald J. Trump's proposed wall between Mexico & the United States. A wordplay on the "Iron Curtain" that divided Berlin in the 20th Century, & the fact the Trump has a problem with expressing the truth.
by Jnarimbaud February 18, 2017
Get the The Lying Curtainmug.