crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis
by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020
mugGet the Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisismug.

Mid-Midlife Crisis

When a 15-20 buys expensive clothes, alchohol and anything shiny to give their boring life identity.
"Damn, I can't believe Ben's having a mid-midlife crisis at 16!"
by NormalGuy2 October 7, 2022
mugGet the Mid-Midlife Crisismug.

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).
I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.
by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022
mugGet the COVID Hold Crisismug.
A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.
Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
mugGet the The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020mug.
The day everyone who can't celebrate halloween has a identitycrisis.
person 1: "what day is it?"

person 2: "it' s National Identity crisis-day!"
by setting66 October 31, 2021
mugGet the national identity crisis-daymug.

Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018
mugGet the Cuban Missile Crisismug.

crisi

like crisis..but without the other s. so it’s like plural??? like cacti ig
i’m having multiple crisi rn
by MCyeehaw123 September 14, 2019
mugGet the crisimug.

Share this definition